Dear Jerk who stole from me,

It’s not that I can’t live without it, or find something else that can serve the same purpose. I didn’t have a sentimental attachment to it. It’s not even the time I will need to spend going to city hall, or the 8 dollars it will cost me to replace it. It’s the feeling that I inevitably had because something of mine has been stolen. It’s the lack of respect that you have for other people, their disregard for how it will make you feel when you realize it’s gone and you aren’t going to get it back. The impudence you have shown, feeling it would be okay to stop outside of my home and walk off with my recycling bin, really pisses me off. WHO STEALS A RECYCLING BIN? You get your first one from the city for free!!!

Sincerely,

Tricia